Return Of The Crack Whore

Thanks to Jimbeef (He`s the monkey in the arty pic!! No he`s not gay) for that wonderful insight into our sick and twisted little worlds. Allow me, Captain Crack Whore to shed some more light onto our f**ked up lives. We both obviously enjoy writing, talking and reading obscene and random crap. Our job is extremely fulfilling, if your a lobotomised chimp, and we spend our days trying to amuse ourselves as we see fit . Come back again and again to see what we find out what sh*te we`ve come across and also perhaps a new sidekick into the world of buttery cats as another contorted fool may be joining our little clan. Please do leave info on yourselves and revel in our world of polyunsaturated monkey spreads!